20 Quotes for Chocolate Lovers

The finer things in life definitely include chocolate. We found proof in the fine print—of the literary variety. The following quotes for chocolate lovers prove the value of chocolate on the palate and in our lives. 

Love and Chocolate

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.” ― Henri Frederic Amiel

"There is nothing better than a friend. Unless it is a friend with chocolate." ― Linda Grayson

Chocolate on the Brain

"Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food." ― Michael Levine

“It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.” ― Graham Greene

"The world is too serious. To get mad at a work of art–because maybe somebody, somewhere is blowing his stack over what I’ve done—is like getting mad at a hot fudge sundae." ― Kurt Vonnegut

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Chocolate Cures for Happiness

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.” ― Catherine Aitken

“Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” ― Mariska Hargitay

“I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.'” ― Jack Kerouac

Chocolate Humor

He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair” ― Theodore Roosevelt

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” ― Dave Barry

“Once every six months, I’ll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being." ― Jim Carrey

“Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.” ― John Q. Tullius

Chocolate for Life

“Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it’s jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner—but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.” ― Robert IrvineJim Carrey Chocolate Quotes

"Life is like a box of chocolates―you never know what you're going to get." ― Forest Gump

"Chocolate knows no boundaries; speaks all languages; comes in all sizes; is woven through many cultures and disciplines... it impacts mood, health, and economics, and it is a part of our lives from early childhood through elderly years."
— Herman A. Berliner

“Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.” ― James Patterson

Chocolate by Women

“I'm a terribly irresponsible eaterwomen who love chocolate - chocolate quotes - I love soft-boiled eggs and chocolate. I never met a chocolate I could not eat.” ― Danielle Steel

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” ― Katharine Hepburn

I'm an empress.
I wear an apron.
My typewriter writes.
It didn't break the way it warned.
Even crazy, I'm as nice
as a chocolate bar
― Anne Sexton